On a recent trip to the beauty salon, I was over come with gossip magazines. Always intrigued by this so-called meaningless smut- I had to read and read and read…

Some serious- some not so serious- so I am not writing this in any particular order- so please do not be offended.

It’s twins for Rebecca Romaijin Stamos whatever her name is. She is married to some goof ball, I think. What is so interesting though, is her lovely names she picked out for her baby girls. It must have taken her a very long time to come up with Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip. Thank god they will be rich and gorgeous. These names are a step above trailer trash- way to go Rebecca! Speaking of twins, did you know that Charlie Sheen newest wife is expecting twin boys? What makes this news interesting? Nothing really…but the picture of Charlie Sheen with his pregnant wife kind of creeped me out. I am pretty sure he has some type of weave on top of his head, which makes him look very freakish. It does not go with his aging face- Sorry Charlie. More celebrities are having babies. This one is quite remarkable- Lance Armstrong (who I was pretty sure could not father a child naturally because of a previous bout with testicular cancer) is having a baby with his unknown girlfriend of a few days. I though he was with Kate Hudson? This new gal is due in June. The tabloids say he broke up with Kate a few months ago and started dating this woman who works for his charity. I don’t have the heart to tell him the math does not add up (nor does his sperm count!). He is probably not the father- but just loves the idea he can actually father a child (yes this is a personal opinion- and yes this is my blog- sorry).

Also- keep your eyes open with rumors of Mariah Carey being preggers too!

Oprah!!! Where should I begin? She is the talk of TV, tabloids, radio etc. Oprah gained weight- Stop the presses! She is a media/pr genius. I love it. She has now confessed to being 200 pounds (gaining 40 pounds since she was at her healthy 160 pounds). What a shock. I could not tell she was growing at a rapid weight all year long! My favorite thing was the picture on this month cover of O magazine- with her in her sweats baring her stomach at her so called 160 pound weight and a picture of her now. In the old picture, dear Oprah was sporting 6-pack abs. I am sorry Oprah- this is physically impossible. You were air brushed my dear. (Sorry for being so brutally honest- but as I said –this is my blog- I call them as I see them). My 20 something friend Cherise from the gym- must weigh 105? 110? She is in awesome shape. And she was saying to me she has a 2 pack. No six pack Oprah. But I do wish her luck on her road to good health and fitness.

Jlo splits. I knew this one was coming. Wish I could take credit for knowing first though. What I find most interesting about the story- but that they have a date to get divorced. The gossip columns say that they will be splitting in February. What’s with that? Do you get to pick a date to divorce, like a date to get married? I do feel bad for the babies though. They are not even a year. I guess we will have to wait until next month to find out more smut.

John Travolta – Oh what can I say? This is awful. The story is fascinating about his son though. It is such a freak accident to have a seizure, then to fall and hit your head in such a way- then you die. Just terrible. I do feel bad about this one. I am definitely not on the bandwagon about scientology and he did not give his child the right medicine etc. My prayers go out to them.

Another recent sad one, is that Patrick Swayze goes to the hospital with pneumonia. Very sad. They are officially killing him off on this visit. I hope it is not true- but I have a feeling they might be right this time. Only time will tell.

Well- that is the latest gossip I have for now.

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Sherry B.